we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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