Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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