God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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