i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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