Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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