guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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