Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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