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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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