i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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