Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Can I color on your dick again?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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