At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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