She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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