I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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