I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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