Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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