Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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