Plan B is the new Plan A
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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