I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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