Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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