just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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