i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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