ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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