at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we have pet lesbian snakes
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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