Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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