So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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