so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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