"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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