So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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