i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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