I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I forget how to act sober
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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