So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
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