are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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