well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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