I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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