it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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