I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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