Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Randomize
