In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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