the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
its liver damage thursday
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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