plz talk dirty to me
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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