You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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