this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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