no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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