Your tits are I can't wait for
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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