Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Why can't burritos get me drunk
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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