i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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