So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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