I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
They took my balls.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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