ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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