Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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