who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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