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I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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