You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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