I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
