we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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