she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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