This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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