The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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