Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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